breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

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dekutree:

haven’t seen one anaconda in this video wow

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assdemon:

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thanks mom

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faketima:

drake is gonna write a song called “the chair” and its gonna drop at number one where he’s just rapping about his experience in that video seeing gods he doesn’t even believe in

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